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Post by Judge Breakfast on Aug 12, 2016 22:52:16 GMT -5
The first set of official laws of the Internet are the Rules of the Internet as defined by the Official Rules of the Internet website. The only official rules of the internet that do not count on the Internet Court of Law are rules 1, 2, 2.1, and abc. All these rules have been deemed invalid for various reasons. If you don't have the time to read the text, the most important Rules of the Internet are as follows: Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. Rule 14: Arguing with trolls results in an automatic victory for the trolls. Rule 28: One must always question a person's gender if said person brings it up as an arguing point. Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet. Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements. Rule 34: If something exists, the internet has made Not Safe For Work (NSFW) content based off of it. Rule 35: If Rule 34 of something does not exist, the people of the internet must make rule 34 of it as soon as possible. Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred (No arguing point is declared off limits unless the judge says so. This doesn't make said arguing point valid, it just means you can state that argument) Rule 65: Anonymous is not your personal army. Rule 97.2: The NSA is out to get you, no exceptions. These are merely one part of set in stone internet laws, and should not be treated as the only set of internet laws. If you are a lawyer looking to be successful in a case, you should read up on the other sections of the Official Laws of the Internet section as well.
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