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Post by Judge Breakfast on Aug 29, 2016 21:30:13 GMT -5
In the interest of bringing more cases to the Internet Court of Law (ICL) and curbing internet degeneracy, the ICL, from at least 2/3 council majority vote, has officially labeled it a punishable offence to be a part of the following groups: - The Brony Fandom (Punishable by Forced Deletion of all brony related accounts, art, etc)
- The Furry Fandom (Punishable by Forced Deletion of all furry related accounts, art, etc)
- The True Crime Fandom (Punishable by Total Slander and Total Internet Presence Purge)
- The Steven Universe Fandom (Punishable by Forced Deletion of all Steven Universe related accounts, art, etc)
- The Social Justice Warriors (Punishable by Total Slander and Total Internet Presence Purge)
- The Minecraft Fandom (Punishable by telling the offender's mom that they're using her computer to play ex-bawks games)
- The Undertale Fandom (Punishable by Forced Deletion of all Undertale related accounts, art, etc)
- Any and All Deviantart Users (Punishable by Forced Deletion of all DA accounts and heavy tariffs on any commission money)
- Juggalos (Punishable by confiscation of all ICP media)
- Weeaboos (Punishable by extradition to Japan to be treated like the Japanese actually treat foreigners)
- Any and All fetishists (Punishable by Castration)
- Communists (Punishable by Pinochet-Style helicopter defenestration)
If you feel that someone you know is participating actively in one of these groups, you are within your rights to file a case with the ICL and have a trial.
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